Advice: Bad at math
People think I’m very good at math but in reality I just search up Wikipedia articles and just recite them. I’ve just come across a topic that Wikipedia does not have, what do I do now? – Frederick Ngo
Dear Frederick,
It seems your success with impressing the ladies with your bogus Mathematics skills will inevitably come to a miserable end. Unfortunately for you, this means your status as Alpha Wolf will be challenged as soon as you show the inability to recite a solution to a topic such as the Riemann Hypothesis. The only fix I can recommend to you now is to memorize as many digits of Pi as you can, which should be no sweat in comparison to Wikipedia articles. Then as the other men try to woo your women you will be able to defeat them one-on-one in Pi duels to reassert your dominance as leader of the pack.
Good luck!
