Advice: Flirting with Nerds

After extensive research, we’ve been able to determine a few choice selections of the finest courting processes in the past three hundred years. Like all people, nerds react differently to different mating rituals, based on their natural dispositions.
Consider trying: “Are you a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you!”
Or: “I want to stick to you like glue-cose!”
Or: “Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you!”
You could even write a declaration of your love out of chemical compounds – the possibilities are limitless. Be creative, but most importantly, be yourself.