Advice: Pineapples
Dear Pineapples,
You are faced with a very tough dilemma. On one hand, you could follow your dreams, pursue the delightful culinary journey that your soul and body lusts for, even though you may – well, certainly will – fall into a dark pit of despair and swollen lips shortly after. Depending on the severity of your allergies, you may die. On the other hand, you could forsake pineapples altogether and live a life of blandness, existing for the sake of existing, drifting, lost, alone.
The choice is obvious. Eat those pineapples! Regret nothing! Live like a firecracker! Burn bright, blaze through, illuminate the midnight sky with your passion and ferocity! Nothing, not even death can stand before you and your love for this exotic, tropical fruit!
