Garneau Classroom Feature: Limericks

Mr. Lawrence’s grade 9 English class has been studying limericks. We’ve chosen a few written by his students to be featured here.

Illustration: Lila Huang

I had an awful dream.

I woke up with a scream.

My friend came in,

Gave me a grin,

Then smacked me with some cream.

By Sabeen Asif

Illustration: Joy Wang

I love Justin Bieber.

He’s not a brown beaver.

He sings so well,

He’s hot as hell,

Now I got the fever.

By Malina Gori

Illustration: Jeffrey Liu

I had to clean the floor.

And then I slammed the door.

Drove to a shop,

And bought a mop,

But then slipped at the store.

By Amina Baig