Larissa Long

If you’re looking for Larissa Long, just follow the stream of tears coming out of a movie theatre and you’ve reached your destination. With her loud and obnoxious laugh, you’ll hear her far before you even see her. She’s just a child who happens to write for the Editorial board and more importantly, a master at pool. She likes using long words to make herself sound more adenophyllous, and of course, is a spelling champ. She can even spell long words like cammel! With her inability to wink and hoops longer than TTC wait times, Larissa truly never gets cold.