Rafiq Habib

Rafiq is a human who can have very strong (dare he say “interesting”) opinions. Maybe they all come from the President’s Choice chocolate chip granola bar he eats religiously at 10:30 am every day. Does it control him? No one knows. But everyone knows chocolate makes him happy. Perhaps if you disagree with Rafiq’s ideas you could slip him a piece of chocolate or two. Perhaps it would change something (but probably not). Either way, you should give him chocolate when you see him. Nothing good comes from an unappeased writer and a newspaper, after all.